Funny rules about dating my daughter

Joke: Man Goes to a Psychiatrist About a Bossy Wife A man visits a psychiatrist due to his bossy wife.

The psychiatrist promptly tells him not to allow her to do so. This Is One of the Most Shocking Pranks I've Ever Seen...

As a result, they decide to buy a car to share between them.But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless God of your universe. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near Hanoi.If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home.Watch in horror as three young girls convince some passers-by to get them a bottle of water, which actually turns out to be tequila! Oh Madam, It Was Just a Little Switcheroo (Funny Joke) A woman is incredibly happy with the result of what was done for her husband in the mortuary. Much to the confusion and surprise of their parents, kids can sometimes blurt out the darndest things!Little did she know what the mortician actually did with him... Here are 15 of the most hilarious things kids uttered.

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