Older men dating younger women jokes

Your wife fell three times this week." An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling. She opened it and was as beautiful and charming as everyone had said. "Why don't you play with Rollo while you're waiting? He rolls over, shakes hands, sits up and if you make a hoop with your arms, he'll jump through." The dog followed Paul onto the balcony and started rolling over.

Paul made a hoop with his arms and Rollo jumped through and went right over the balcony railing. "Isn't Rollo the cutest, happiest dog you've ever seen ?

When it comes to the subject of love we always hope that there are no real significant barriers to its success.

In our hearts, if not in our heads, we’re convinced that love will always trump practical concerns such as money, social class, race and even gender. And what about age as it relates to older women involved with younger men?

" the man said "I sure can" and excitedly took off all his clothes, he then threw them in the corner of the elevator. "Out of respect to the men" his guide answers After the war he returns and now notes that the women walk 10 paces in front of the men.

he turned to the woman pointed to the clothes and said "now fold them" This guy visits Kuwait before Desert Storm and mentions to his guide that he has noticed that the men in Kuwait always walk 10 paces in front of the women. "I see American influence has changed your attitudes regarding women.

I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. After dinner, George's dad took him aside, "Son, I have to talk with you. Susan is actually your half sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her."Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half sister."There's this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery.

“When you’re with a younger person, you have to think, ‘What’s going to happen in five years? No matter what your age, to go forward in life with an eye toward becoming a kinder, more loving person sounds like an infinitely wiser approach to keeping love alive than worrying over the inevitable appearance of laugh lines.

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When people come into the confessional, they keep talking about having fallen." The Mayor started to laugh, realizing that no-one had told the new priest about the code word. But one day went out in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun." The doctor continued, "So he was in the woods and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him! "Someone else must have shot that bear." "That's kind of what I'm getting at..." replied the doctor.

Before the mayor could explain, the priest shook an accusing finger at the mayor and said, "I don't know what you're laughing about. "I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant and having my child! " The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, "Let me tell you a story. He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear and squeezed the handle." "And do you know what happened? Dumbfounded, the old man replied "No." The doctor continued, "The bear dropped dead in front of him! Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervously knocked on his blind date's door.

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